Ah, football season is upon us. There is nothing quite like going down to the stadium with some chums, rooting for the home team, and shelling out $7.00 for a pint of beer. Well, maybe everything except that last part. Lets face it, tailgating is one of the most enjoyable parts of going to live sporting events. Furthermore, the banning of outside beverages inside the stadium is a violation of man’s civil right to be intoxicated cheaply! I thought all hope was lost, until I found out about Papa Bert’s World Famous Stadium Sippin’ Seat. The Sippin’ Seat is your typical seat cushion, but with a drunken twist — it can hold 3 12 ounce beers (750ml)! Take a look at this baby in action:

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I can just see myself skipping into the stadium with the gate guards being none the wiser to my little scheme! I think it is safe to say that sitting on beer has never been this rewarding! »Get Yours

Sure, the seatbelt strap can be annoying at times, but I had to laugh when I saw this one. The so called “Tiddy Bear” is a plush bear designed to wrap around the seatbelt strap, and prevent irritation in “just the right places.” Just the right places, eh? And what places would those be? Well, have a look for yourself!

At first, I wasn’t sure if this was a parody by some jokester, or the real deal. I called the number listed at the end of the video, and I can confirm that you are actually able to order this questionably named product. Great! I can’t think of a more perfect Christmas present for the kids! Not really, but it might make a pretty funny gag gift. »Get Yours