12 Nov, 2007
Ah, football season is upon us. There is nothing quite like going down to the stadium with some chums, rooting for the home team, and shelling out $7.00 for a pint of beer. Well, maybe everything except that last part. Lets face it, tailgating is one of the most enjoyable parts of going to live sporting events. Furthermore, the banning of outside beverages inside the stadium is a violation of man’s civil right to be intoxicated cheaply! I thought all hope was lost, until I found out about Papa Bert’s World Famous Stadium Sippin’ Seat. The Sippin’ Seat is your typical seat cushion, but with a drunken twist — it can hold 3 12 ounce beers (750ml)! Take a look at this baby in action:
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I can just see myself skipping into the stadium with the gate guards being none the wiser to my little scheme! I think it is safe to say that sitting on beer has never been this rewarding! »Get Yours
12 Oct, 2007
“If you booze, you lose.” Whoever came up with that was an idiot. What does it even mean? Lose what? Money? Pride? A tooth? Anyways, I am a firm believer that drinkers are indeed winners, and have very nice dental records for the most part. A couple of weeks ago, I was shopping at my local cheapo depot when I saw something that caught my eye. It was a neon Corona beer sign, just like the ones found at my favorite watering holes around town. This was odd to me, because I assumed that they were only sold to bar owners, and similar aristocrats. Intrigued, I went home and fired up my internets to discover that eBay carries a surprisingly large selection of these neon signs. Heck, they even had signs featuring the emblem’s of various pro sports teams. I think it is pretty clear that this serves as a simple reminder that drinking beer will ultimately make you a better athlete. I thought it would be neat to have one for the apartment somewhere — You know, to spice things the place up a little bit. I went for it, and chose the Corona bottle sign. Amazingly it arrived in one piece, and it is now hanging beautifully wickedly on my wall as we speak. So in conclusion, neon beer signs are available to commoners like you and me, boozers do not in fact lose (and if we do, we will never admit it), and if drinking beer means I will make it to the pro’s one day, then let the training begin. It’s go time! »Get Yours
Ah, football season is upon us. There is nothing quite like going down to the stadium with some chums, rooting for the home team, and shelling out $7.00 for a pint of beer. Well, maybe everything except that last part. Lets face it, tailgating is one of the most enjoyable parts of going to live sporting events. Furthermore, the banning of outside beverages inside the stadium is a violation of man’s civil right to be intoxicated cheaply! I thought all hope was lost, until I found out about Papa Bert’s World Famous Stadium Sippin’ Seat. The Sippin’ Seat is your typical seat cushion, but with a drunken twist — it can hold 3 12 ounce beers (750ml)! Take a look at this baby in action:
