“If you booze, you lose.” Whoever came up with that was an idiot. What does it even mean? Lose what? Money? Pride? A tooth? Anyways, I am a firm believer that drinkers are indeed winners, and have very nice dental records for the most part. A couple of weeks ago, I was shopping at my local cheapo depot when I saw something that caught my eye. It was a neon Corona beer sign, just like the ones found at my favorite watering holes around town. This was odd to me, because I assumed that they were only sold to bar owners, and similar aristocrats. Intrigued, I went home and fired up my internets to discover that eBay carries a surprisingly large selection of these neon signs. Heck, they even had signs featuring the emblem’s of various pro sports teams. I think it is pretty clear that this serves as a simple reminder that drinking beer will ultimately make you a better athlete. I thought it would be neat to have one for the apartment somewhere — You know, to spice things the place up a little bit. I went for it, and chose the Corona bottle sign. Amazingly it arrived in one piece, and it is now hanging beautifully wickedly on my wall as we speak. So in conclusion, neon beer signs are available to commoners like you and me, boozers do not in fact lose (and if we do, we will never admit it), and if drinking beer means I will make it to the pro’s one day, then let the training begin. It’s go time! »Get Yours